Watch as JESUS crushes and destroys all of his enemies
then finshes them off with the STIGMATA BLASTER©*
All in the name of GOD!!!
Holy Mary Mother of GOD...it's Ladies Night!!!
The JESUS Racing Team Presents
The MOTHER of all Monster Trucks!!
Little Miss Mary
The Immaculate Concept Truck
So, you do not like JESUS or MARY?
Then why don't you go to HELL!!!!
Introducing The HELL EXPRESS Ride Car. Catch up with Judas, Pontius Pilate, Adolf Hitler and Jeffrey Dahmer. Then get down on your knees and pray....
that Mom and Dad will let you have a second ride!!
Now on tour with Monster Truck Ministries!
Reverend Leroy's Drive-by Bikini Baptismal and Mobile Chapel
Now Available in Stores *
The number one choice for Racing Ministries and the motor oil of choice for the JESUS Racing Team since 1999, is now available for your daily driver.
Sanctify your Soul and your Super Charger.
Expell demons and dirty valves!
Consecrate the concrete while you drive.
JESUS The Monster Truck
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Kp
, Oct 27 2003 00:00
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