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Om Nordmenn og kulde....
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Denne har jeg ærlig og redelig stjært på et annet forum [Bilde: biggrin.gif]

Temperatures in the world and Norway


+15°C / 59°F
This is as warm as it gets in Norway, so we"ll start here. People in Spain
wear winter-coats and gloves. The Norwegians are out in the sun, getting a
tan.


+10°C / 50°F
The French are trying in vain to start their central heating. The Norwegians
plant flowers in their gardens.

+5°C / 41°F
Italian cars won"t start. The Norwegians are cruising in cabriolets.


0°C / 32°F
Distilled water freezes. The water in Oslo Fjord gets a little thicker.


-5°C / 23°F
People in California almost freeze to death. The Norwegians have their final
barbecue before winter.


-10°C / 14°F
The Brits start the heat in their houses. The Norwegians start using long
sleeves.


-20°C / -4°F
The Aussies flee from Mallorca. The Norwegians end their Midsummer
celebrations. Autumn is here.


-30°C / -22°F
People in Greece die from the cold and disappear from the face of the earth.
The Norwegians start drying their laundry indoors.


-40°C / -40°F
Paris starts cracking in the cold. The Norwegians stand in line at the
hotdog stands.


-50°C / -58°F
Polar bears start evacuating the North Pole. The Norwegian army postpones
their winter survival training waiting for real winter weather.


-70°C / -94°F
The false Santa moves south. The Norwegian army goes out on its winter
survival training.


-183°C / -297.4°F
Microbes in food don"t survive. The Norwegian cows complain that the farmers
hands are cold.


-273°C / -459.4°F
ALL atom-based movement halts. The Norwegians start saying, "Faen, d e kaldt
i dag."(<--"Damn, it"s cold today.")


-300°C / -508°F
Hell freezes over; Norway wins the Eurovision Song Contest.


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#2
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#3
Bra... hehe

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#4
Den var jævlig bra [Bilde: biggrin.gif]

Subbeløs, men ikke motløs
#5
Haha..Konge![Bilde: biggrin.gif]

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