10.12.2005, 00:00
Nå når jula nærmer seg, så er d vel på tide med litt relaterte vitser.
Here goes:
The Teacher was very curious about Christmas and how people celebrated this Holiday.
She asked young Patrick Murphy, Tell me Patrick, what do you do at Christmas Time?" "Well Miss, me and my twelve brothers and sisters go to the midnight Mass, then we come home very late and we put mince pies by the back door and hang up our stockings then all excited we go to bed and wait for Father Christmas to come with all our toys." "That's very nice, Patrick" says the teacher.
"Now Jimmy Brown, what do you do at Christmas?" "Well Miss, me and my sister also go to Church with Mum and Dad and we sing Carols, we get home ever so late. We put biscuits and mince pies by the chimney and we hang up our stocking. We hardly sleep waiting for Santa Claus to bring our Presents." "That's very nice Jimmy" says the teacher.
"Now Isaac Cohen, What do you do at Christmas?" "Well it's the same thing every year, Dad comes home from the office, he opens the electric garage door, we all get in to his Rolls Royce, then we drive to his toy factory, we go inside and look at all the empty shelves, and Dad says 'Thank God for Jesus Christ' and then we all go to the Bahamas."
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One beautiful December evening Huan Cho and his girlfriend Jung Lee were sitting by the side of the ocean. It was a romantic full moon, when Huan Cho said "Hey baby, how about playing weweechu."
"Oh no, not now, let's look at the moon " said Jung Lee. "Oh, c'mon baby, let's you and I play weeweechu. I love you and it's the perfect time." Huan Cho begged. "But I rather just hold your hand and watch the moon." "Please, Jung Lee, just once play weeweechu with me." Jung Lee looked at Huan Chi and said "Ok, we'll play weeweechu."
Huan Cho grabbed his guitar and both sang... "Weeweechu a melly Chlistmas, Weeweechu a melly Chlistmas, weeweechu a melly Chlistmas and a happy New Year."
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Trondhjemmer i eksil.
Medlem nr 2 Suzuki 4x4 Club Norway.
Here goes:
The Teacher was very curious about Christmas and how people celebrated this Holiday.
She asked young Patrick Murphy, Tell me Patrick, what do you do at Christmas Time?" "Well Miss, me and my twelve brothers and sisters go to the midnight Mass, then we come home very late and we put mince pies by the back door and hang up our stockings then all excited we go to bed and wait for Father Christmas to come with all our toys." "That's very nice, Patrick" says the teacher.
"Now Jimmy Brown, what do you do at Christmas?" "Well Miss, me and my sister also go to Church with Mum and Dad and we sing Carols, we get home ever so late. We put biscuits and mince pies by the chimney and we hang up our stocking. We hardly sleep waiting for Santa Claus to bring our Presents." "That's very nice Jimmy" says the teacher.
"Now Isaac Cohen, What do you do at Christmas?" "Well it's the same thing every year, Dad comes home from the office, he opens the electric garage door, we all get in to his Rolls Royce, then we drive to his toy factory, we go inside and look at all the empty shelves, and Dad says 'Thank God for Jesus Christ' and then we all go to the Bahamas."
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One beautiful December evening Huan Cho and his girlfriend Jung Lee were sitting by the side of the ocean. It was a romantic full moon, when Huan Cho said "Hey baby, how about playing weweechu."
"Oh no, not now, let's look at the moon " said Jung Lee. "Oh, c'mon baby, let's you and I play weeweechu. I love you and it's the perfect time." Huan Cho begged. "But I rather just hold your hand and watch the moon." "Please, Jung Lee, just once play weeweechu with me." Jung Lee looked at Huan Chi and said "Ok, we'll play weeweechu."
Huan Cho grabbed his guitar and both sang... "Weeweechu a melly Chlistmas, Weeweechu a melly Chlistmas, weeweechu a melly Chlistmas and a happy New Year."
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Trondhjemmer i eksil.
Medlem nr 2 Suzuki 4x4 Club Norway.