03.01.2006, 00:00
The Jeep Bible leser man som en roman....
Et par eksempler:
Fra introduksjonskapittelet om sikkerhet når en jobber på Jeepen:
"This dumb ol' Blazer guy'd just lost a finger in's fan. The smart ol' Jeep guy came over to sympathize and asked how did he EVER do it. The Blazer man, whimpering a bit, reached's hand toward the fan and said. "It was like this....Ooooops! there goes another one....!". Remember in yore smart Jeep heads this little tale whenever you go to lay your fingers over the shroud or short out a spark wire that'll jerk your elbow into the fan."
Fra kapitlet om hvordan en fikser clutchen:
"You wanna get the pilot bearing out? A stick of dynamite would help. But lacking that, try a slap nammer with a double hooked end. If that doesn't do it, fill the bearing hole with grease. Now put in a shaft the size of your tranny drive. Sock it with a hammer. Hydraulic pressure'll shoot that rascal right out and cover your kisser with grease. but what the hey, we're having' fun...!"
Et par eksempler:
Fra introduksjonskapittelet om sikkerhet når en jobber på Jeepen:
"This dumb ol' Blazer guy'd just lost a finger in's fan. The smart ol' Jeep guy came over to sympathize and asked how did he EVER do it. The Blazer man, whimpering a bit, reached's hand toward the fan and said. "It was like this....Ooooops! there goes another one....!". Remember in yore smart Jeep heads this little tale whenever you go to lay your fingers over the shroud or short out a spark wire that'll jerk your elbow into the fan."
Fra kapitlet om hvordan en fikser clutchen:
"You wanna get the pilot bearing out? A stick of dynamite would help. But lacking that, try a slap nammer with a double hooked end. If that doesn't do it, fill the bearing hole with grease. Now put in a shaft the size of your tranny drive. Sock it with a hammer. Hydraulic pressure'll shoot that rascal right out and cover your kisser with grease. but what the hey, we're having' fun...!"