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Dear Tech Support:
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend With Zuk 5.0 to Zuk'n Husband 1.0 and
noticed that the new program began making unexpected changes to the
accounting software, severely limiting access to wardrobe, flower, and
jewelry applications that operated flawlessly under Boyfriend With Zuk 5.0.
No mention of this phenomenon was included in the product brochure. In
addition, Zuk'n Husband 1.0 deactivates many other valuable programs such
as DinnerDancing 7.5, CruiseShip 2.3, and OperaNight 6.1 and activates new,
undesirable programs such as Zuk Buddies Night 1.3, Saturday Four-Wheeling
5.0, Mechanic 2.4 and ZukPartsEverywhere 4.5. Conversation 8.0 no longer
runs correctly, and invariably launches the Last Weeks Zuk Adventures
browser version 3.1. DiaperChanging 14.1 or HouseCleaning 2.6 doesn't work,
especially on weekends, either. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix
Zuk'n Husband 1.0, but this all purpose utility is of limited
effectiveness.
Can you help please ?!!!!
Zukless Jane
Dear ZuklessJane:
This is a very common problem women complain about, but is mostly due to a
primary misconception. Many people upgrade from Boyfriend With Zuk 5.0 to
Zuk'n Husband 1.0 with no idea that Boyfriend With Zuk 5.0 is merely an
ENTERTAINMENT package. However, Zuk'n Husband 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM
and was designed by its creator to run as few non-Zuk related applications
as possible. Further, you cannot purge Zuk'n Husband 1.0 and return to
Boyfriend With Zuk 5.0, because Zuk'n Husband 1.0 is not designed to do
this.
Hidden operating files within your system would cause Boyfriend With Zuk
5.0 to emulate Zuk'n Husband 1.0, so nothing is gained. It is impossible
to uninstall, delete, or purge the program files from the system, once
installed.
Having Zuk'n Husband 1.0 installed myself, I would suggest you read the
entire section regarding General Partnership Faults (GPFs). This is a
wonderful feature of Zuk'n Husband 1.0, secretly installed by the parent
company as an integral part of the operating system. Zuk'n Husband 1.0
must assume ALL responsibility for ALL faults and problems, regardless of
root cause. To activate this great feature enter the command "C:I THOUGHT
YOU LOVED ME"
Sometimes Tears 6.2 must be run simultaneously while entering the command.
Zuk'n Husband 1.0 should then run the applications Apologize 12.3 and
Flowers/Chocolates 7.8. TECH TIP! Avoid excessive use of this feature.
Overuse can create additional and more serious GPFs, and ultimately YOU may
have to give a C:APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal
operations. Overuse can also cause Zuk'n Husband 1.0 to default to
GrumpySilence 2.5, or worse yet, SJ 4.10. SJ 4.10 is a very bad program that
causes Zuk'n Husband 1.0 to create SmallZuk 1.0. You will find very
little space within this program and Wife 1.0 no longer has enough room to
run during ZukTrips 2001. You will soon be running WhereDoISit 5.3. Save
yourself some trouble by following this tech tip!
Just remember, the system will run smoothly and take the blame for all GPFs,
but because of this fine feature it can only intermittently run non Zuk
related applications. Zuk'n Husband 1.0 is a great program, but if it
doesn't involve a Zuk, there is limited memory available and cannot learn
new applications quickly. Consider buying additional software to improve
performance. I personally recommend PowerTools4Gifts 3.0, Lingerie 5.3 and
Patience 10.1. Used in conjunction, these utilities can really help keep
Zuk'n Husband 1.0 running smoothly. After several years of use, Zuk'n
Husband 1.0 will become familiar and you will find many valuable embedded
features such as FixesBrokenThingsOtherThan Zuks 2.1, Snuggling 4.2 and
BestFriend 7.6.
A final word of caution! Do NOT, under any circumstances, install
MotherInLaw 1.0. This is not a supported application, and will cause
selective shutdown of the operating system. Zuk'n Husband 1.0 will run
only Long ZukTrips 5.2 and Longer ZukTrips 9.3 or GarageWork 2.5 until
MotherInLaw 1.0 is uninstalled.
I hope these notes have helped. Thank you for choosing to install Zuk'n
Husband 1.0 and we here at Tech Support wish you the best of luck in coming
years. "We trust you will learn to fully enjoy this product!


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