Sjekk om du er en Redneck

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1. You let your 14-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids.


2. The Blue Book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas is in it.


3. You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.


4. You think a woman who is "out of your league" bowls on a different night.


5. You wonder how service stations keep their rest-rooms so clean.

6. Someone in your family died right after saying, "Hey, guys, watch this."

7. You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.

8. Your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan.

9. Your junior prom offered day care.

10. You think the last words of the "Star-Spangled Banner" are "Gentlemen, start your engines."

11. You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off its wheels.

12. The Halloween pumpkin on your porch has more teeth than your spouse.

13. You have to go outside to get something from the fridge.

14. One of your kids was born on a pool table.

15. You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos.

16. You can't get married to your sweetheart because there's a law against it.

17. You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.





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Spesielt for offroadere:

If your wife has ever said: honey, come move this transmission, so I can take a bath!

If you have a home that is mobile, and 14 cars that are'nt!

If every day, strangers come to your door, mistakenly thinking you are having a yard sale!

If you have ever mowed your lawn, and found a car!

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If your grandma has ever said: ya'll come look at this 'fore I flush!

If you have ever been to drunk to fish!

If your dog and your wallet is both on a chain!

If you walk your kid to school because you're in the same grade!

If your underwear doubles as you swimsuit!

If the UFO hotline limits you to five calls a day!

If you've been on TV more than five times explaining what the tornado sounded like!

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Godt å se at det er flere som deler interessen for Jeff Foxworthy.
Folkens, har dere gode engelskunnskaper og litt kjennskap til amerikansk kultur, er dette verdens beste komiker. Anbefales. FInns både på nett( men det er jo ikke lov:mellow:= og på cd.

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Noen som har en gratis amerikansk firhjulstrekker til meg?